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Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.
by Big Man Mac January 21, 2008
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not-wife

Your female partner, life partner, significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of girlfriend, lady friend, significant other, or partner.
"My not-wife made the best pasta last night." "My not-wife wants to have another baby."
by Mo Mentum January 4, 2013
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Wifee

A serious girlfriend, but not an actual wife.
Person A: It's been awhile brah, hows Wifee? Is that pussy still on point?

Person B: We're getting married asshole, grow the fuck up.
by Tree'd Up February 14, 2009
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wife

A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.
Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005
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wife

Don't pork her; She's my wife!
by |darc| December 8, 2002
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wifed in

when you're in a committed relationship, and you look 'wifed in' which means you look and act like a married couple.
'you wouldn't dare cheat bro, you're wifed in'
by ellx November 30, 2016
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wifed

Verb.

the act or process of a female getting married
Damn dude! Dirk just wifed up Anne outta nowhere.
by Antoine Roquentin September 25, 2010
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