Black Widow

A woman who marries a man for money, then kills him to inherit all that he has. She becomes a widow when he dies, and the black represents the dirty deed that she did.

Tom: Look at Michelle, dude! She's 25 and look how rich she is!

Daniel: I heard that she's a black widow, Tom, I wouldn't go near her!

Tom: What's a black widow?

Daniel: A woman who kills a man after marrying him for money.

by smcouvillion May 15, 2020

facebook widow

a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker

b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing

Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.

by karbyn October 1, 2007

Widow’s Fire

The burning desire for sex following bereavement of a spouse or partner

I tried to concentrate on what he was saying, but my widow’s fire was burning, and all I could think about was shagging his brains out

by Horny widow December 9, 2019

White Widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of White Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."

by Jessica January 14, 2005

Widow's fire

A widow's unexpected and barely controllable urge to shag any man within a 20 meter radius.

The widow's fire was definitely clouding her judgement.

by Captain Richard Sharp December 9, 2019

Xbox Widow

a girlfriend or wife who is denied sex because of video gaming addiction

I've become a Xbox Widow because I offered David head, sex or even ass sex and he refused sex with me because he was gaming to many times to count and I need some sex badly.

by sir_twisted_hick January 7, 2010

surf widow

A girlfriend/wife that spends endless hours on the beach watching her boyfriend/husband surf. He usually brings up the idea of "going to the beach," implying time together in the sun, and before she knows it, she's sitting on the beach by herself. Many are located in Southern California, Hawaii, and Florida.

Kate: Is Julie coming to the mall with us?
Beth: No, she's at the beach shooting video of Keith surfing so that he can send it to a surfware company and hopefully get sponsored. She's a total surf widow.

by AceAudi August 20, 2008