by Wibblewobblecovid January 2, 2021
Get the Wibble mug.Sometimes a games developer/design team member gets overly self conscious about whether content they have created for a high profile game is appropriate for the audience. This causes a mental state similar to manic depression wherein the developer alternates between being excited and proud of their work and weeping quietly in a corner whilst chewing their shoes. This repeats several times on a daily basis from roughly halfway through development until the game is released to the public and is known as the 'JB wobble'.
"Dev(a) has a minor case of the JB wobble."
Dev(a): "I've finished the character models and animations for the cybernetic attack foetuses, they're looking sweet!"
Dev(b): "That's great, I love the way their umbilicals trail behind them!"
Dev(a): "Kind of graphic isn't it? you think we can get away with it?"
Dev(b): "Sure, it's thematically appropriate."
Dev(a): "It'll look fantastic when you strangle them with their own cords, man I'm stoked!"
Dev(b): "Should work great with the blood particle effects."
Dev(a): "It's gonna get an M rating, no one will buy it, germany will probably ban it outright - this could be a mistake."
Dev(b): "It'll be fine, we can add a gore toggle for germany."
Dev(a): "Sweet! oh man, it's so wrong, I'm going to hell, we're doomed, it's going to bomb so bad."
Dev(b): "Look, will you just quit worrying? No-one's gonna be offended by cyber foetuses in this day and age, and anyone who is will be too distracted by the main character's rotating laser nipples to notice."
Dev(a): "You're right! laser nipples! BEST GAME EVER!!"
Dev(a): "I've finished the character models and animations for the cybernetic attack foetuses, they're looking sweet!"
Dev(b): "That's great, I love the way their umbilicals trail behind them!"
Dev(a): "Kind of graphic isn't it? you think we can get away with it?"
Dev(b): "Sure, it's thematically appropriate."
Dev(a): "It'll look fantastic when you strangle them with their own cords, man I'm stoked!"
Dev(b): "Should work great with the blood particle effects."
Dev(a): "It's gonna get an M rating, no one will buy it, germany will probably ban it outright - this could be a mistake."
Dev(b): "It'll be fine, we can add a gore toggle for germany."
Dev(a): "Sweet! oh man, it's so wrong, I'm going to hell, we're doomed, it's going to bomb so bad."
Dev(b): "Look, will you just quit worrying? No-one's gonna be offended by cyber foetuses in this day and age, and anyone who is will be too distracted by the main character's rotating laser nipples to notice."
Dev(a): "You're right! laser nipples! BEST GAME EVER!!"
by Harold Harcourt March 20, 2009
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Spinner- spins empty bottle
Less than one rotation or bottle falls, spinner drinks. Bottle spins however many times, ex: 4 rotations, spinner gives out 4 “drinks” in any order or amount to other players.
Other players not spinning can place a bet on how many spins they think it will rotate, player that lands on the correct number gets to give out the said number of drinks to any player (including spinner)
If you place a bet, and lose, you drink the difference from spins vs. said bet.
Spinner- spins empty bottle
Less than one rotation or bottle falls, spinner drinks. Bottle spins however many times, ex: 4 rotations, spinner gives out 4 “drinks” in any order or amount to other players.
Other players not spinning can place a bet on how many spins they think it will rotate, player that lands on the correct number gets to give out the said number of drinks to any player (including spinner)
If you place a bet, and lose, you drink the difference from spins vs. said bet.
by Milby September 25, 2021
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Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.
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