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willy wonking

When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.
"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."
by tylerdun August 10, 2016
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Wally Gong

DMT Totting, LSD Licking, Amyl Sniffing, Pill Shelving, Blow Darting, Nang Inhaling, Speed Balling, Wrist Rolling, Horse Riding and Tranquilising person/s ie usually hard to locate like the og Wally himself.

Though unlike the self-satisfying pleasure of finding Wally, Wally Gongs have more of a tendency for self-harming through their greedy consumption of illicite substances
New years day; "How many times Johnny, stop rolling the wrist over! I know you miss Christmas already, but its not tomorrow just because you arent sleeping you bloody Wally Gong.
by Blow Darter February 16, 2020
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Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with. Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN WONKA ‼️
OPP 1 : Who’s next?

OPP 2 : Willy Wonka

OPP 1 : Alright, let’s go

OPP 2 : Are you dumb! We can’t go

OPP 1 : Why not?

OPP 2: Because he’s the one and only… Willy Wonka
by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ November 14, 2021
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WAP willy

Like a typically wet willy, except instead of wetting your finger with your mouth you stick it in your girls vagina and then her ear.
The only thing grosser than the feeling of a wet willy is knowing it is a WAP willy instead.
by GMoneyDopeness November 1, 2020
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the ol' Willy Saddler

He took her out last night to give her the ol' Willy Saddler
by Fatkid the Baptist April 11, 2021
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shitty wet willy

you wet your finger in your mouth, then scoop your butt hole, then stick it in a friends ear
by justin mackay,justice mitchell December 31, 2021
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Wally pipped

When someone in a role temporarily leaves their position and is replaced by a much better unknown person who then takes over the position
When Carson Wentz got hurt, Nick Foles wally pipped him and won the superbowl
by Marchspades September 6, 2018
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