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white man

A man who is white.

To the liberal, a white man is useful for only one thing: Paying taxes to support everyone else.

To the liberal, a white man is the source of all racism, sexism, and religious trouble.
No white man with any sense would ever vote for a liberal. Liberals offer no entitlements for white men.
by Little Deby Big Boobs June 5, 2005
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Balanced White Man

Balanced White Man is an Internet personality frequently found on Worldstar dispelling fallacious arguments and reconstructing long held, but ultimately false concepts.

Balanced White Man isn’t affiliated with any organization but has many ties with gang members, most notably: Truth, Scotty Toad, SomaliSomali.

Balanced White Man is recognizable due to his distinct Carl Jung avatar.

Balanced White Man is credited with coining the term Afropean which is a portmanteau of a person of African & European heritage.
Balanced White Man doesn’t tolerate ignorance.
by Balanced White Man November 23, 2019
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white man's afro

Refers to a white guy with an afro hairstyle. Examples of white guys with a white man's afro would be: Don Henley (Eagles, 1970s), Jeff Lynne of ELO, Mark Farner (Grand Funk Railroad), Sib Hashian (Boston), Bob Ross (artist), Mitch Mitchell and Noel Reading of the Jimi Hendrix Experience, as well as many others.
I wish I had a white man's afro...
by Analog Kid December 28, 2005
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white man

Me. I am a white man, I goto work, I got many friends of different ethinicities. Oh I forgot I am caucasian. I guess I am a white man!
I am a white man, not an evil person... you want an evil man go blame someone who you know has done something wrong!
by Oz January 24, 2005
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whitehanded

The state of having semen on one's usually dominant hand, especially immediately after masturbation.
I told my mom I was doing homework, but when she barged in the Computer Room, she caught me whitehanded
by Gaijinguy April 21, 2008
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Holy White Man!

A classic Australian colloquialism used primarily by Australia's older order, namely Jeff. When uttered, this word strikes fear in the hearts of young beta males who fail to understand simple concepts.
Jeff: What did you get for the answer for 1-e^-t/rc?
Student: haha 69
Jeff: Holy White Man!
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Walt Whitman

Father of American poetry. Uses free verse.
"Camerado, I give you my hand!
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"

-from "Song of The Open Road"
by Ethan May 19, 2005
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