Whitemed

Someone who is a weasel like ponce.

Josh never paid for his ticket for the Lusset. He's such a whitemed.

by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

whitehats

n.(Hacker Lingo) One who hacks to find system loopholes, then uses that information to secure the system. Hackers employed with security firms, as well as hacker "watchdog" groups, would be considered whitehats.

Though whitehats have the best of intentions, their effors are often rewarded with lawsuits and criminal charges.

by progamer124 February 5, 2004

Jack Whitehall

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.

Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.

by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

whitehanded

The state of having semen on one's usually dominant hand, especially immediately after masturbation.

I told my mom I was doing homework, but when she barged in the Computer Room, she caught me whitehanded

by Gaijinguy April 21, 2008

whitehaven

Little town by the sea side, situated in Cumbria, In North West England

Whitehaven Martitime festival!

by rootbeerjello June 11, 2006

wirehead

Somone who cares more about computers and gear than anything else like women, food or gas

That guy is a real wirehead he has that new cell phone but no hot chicks to call on it.

by Jim Wilson August 7, 2003

whitehat

hacker lingo A whitehat hackers is a person who uses their skills for good rather than bad. Some people see them as lame, some don't. The point is gray is the way to be.

blackhat, whitehat, grayhat... everyone needs to get along and unite in the one aim of flaming script kiddie lamers

by papaunix December 13, 2004