Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.

MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"

by Monnon September 25, 2009

Irish whiskey dick

When a person of Irish descent has too much to drink they have Irish whiskey dick. This differs from regular whiskey dick because the Irish person is able to maintain an erection, however they are unable to finish sexually.

Yo Bryce got Irish whiskey dick with his girl last night.
Sucks for him but I bet she loved it.

by Irish Bryce June 28, 2012

lime whiskey dick

A case in which a man is so drunk, he fails to cum while having sex.

Dude, I had a bad case of lime whiskey dick this weekend. I was going at it for at least an hour...

by So my friend told me this word June 30, 2017

Whiskey dicked

Some one who enjoys the bar a little two much drinks a lot try’s to talk to a girl and gets violated

Grants yellow ass got completely whiskey dicked last night

by Sweetbaby69 July 6, 2022

Whiskey dicked

To be given good sex after consumption of Whiskey. .

She came over and I Whiskey dicked her.

by Chocolate goddess April 2, 2016

Whiskey Dick

Drug-induced failure to perform.

Also: Hash Pipe, Dope Nose, Tired of Sex, Mexican Fender

"Boy, we should have gotten 7 points for Whiskey Dick."

by TheCockler June 13, 2024

Whiskey dick

Whiskey dick is when you're drunk and can have sex for hours

That guy has whiskey dick

by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022