Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Whitlock

To choke someone by stuffing a wet sock into their mouth.

He wouldn't stop talking so he got whitlocked.

by sblantz December 2, 2010

Flying While Muslim

A term that the subversives at CAIR coined after September 11, 2001 in a attempt to intimidate TSA screeners and other airline employees from doing their job correctly and identifying potential threats to safety and security.

After the five imams were booted off the aircraft, they complained it was another case of flying while muslim.

by Piranha December 6, 2006

wilondja

Wilondja is a beatuful name for beautiful people. It has african origins and people with that name usually have a big penis

"Oh my god i slept with wilondja, it was the best desicion of my life"

by John G kennedy December 12, 2016

while you’re down there

Something a person might say when another person is below his or her waist (be it picking up a dropped item, recovering from a fall, etc...) It implies that the upright person would like to receive oral from the lower one, since they’re so conveniently positioned. More often performed by females to males since women are better at multitasking.

“Hey, Abby... while you’re down there looking for your contact lense, mind giving me a blow job?”

by SassyUnicorn7 December 22, 2017

dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

Make hay while the sun shines

To take advantage of a brief opportunity while it is still there. To not waste time.

The saying comes from farming communities. There would often be only a short time in which the hay would be ready to cut- reap too soon, and the hay would be too green. Reap too late, and you run the risk of rain ruining it all. Still very good advice.

I just got a good job for the summer- I don't know if I'll have one this fall, but I'll make hay while the sun shines and save up for the winter.

by Athene Airheart May 16, 2004