Humpback Whale

Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans

If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.

by YaboiChria May 19, 2019

Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.

Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.

by johnp May 2, 2014

Whale Style

Having intercourse with a fat girl who lays in a similar fashion to a beached whale. Much to the shame of the male.

Dude, Ben totally went whale style with Katie (Who is fat) sounds fucking gross.

by James and Tony March 4, 2014

whale tagger

n. 1. A person, usually male, who is prone to fucking abnormally fat people of the opposite sex due to the fact that they are desperate and/or intoxicated.

1. Mike is turning into a real whale tagger with all the fat bitches he's been fucking.
2. "Hey, did you know about that chick that Mike hooked up with last night?"
"Yeah, next time he should bring a harpoon for that bitch she was huge!"
"I guess whale tagging is in season all year around for him"

by W_H_A_L_E May 26, 2006

Harry Whale Challenge

A challenge that was made up by Harry Styles’ fans. On his first solo tour he always spat water out of his mouth at the end of his last song (kiwi - harry styles). The challenge included trying to spit water out of your mouth like he always did.

I tried the Harry Whale Challenge and it was actually harder than I thought!

by mmith June 19, 2018

National whale day

Every Friday it’s national whale day

If you hear someone say whale you have to shout whale

Person 1 : “Hey, do you like whales?”
Person 2 : “WHALE!!!”
Person 1 : “What was that for”
Person 2 :“Do you not know what day it is. Well happy national whale day!”

by Rebekah the pigeon November 21, 2019

whalecalis

Whalecalis is another word for Cardi B. Cardi B is the worst female rapper on earth and she stalks the barbz and her idol Nicki Minaj daily. She needs to eat less and find another husband that doesn’t cheat

WATCH OUT! I HEAR WHALECALIS STOMPING

by Jason Lee (reloaded) January 21, 2023