Whale

A fat person who hates being fat and says "I miss the old days." Even though in the old days you were still fat and no one liked you.

Whale: "I miss the old days." Random Standbyer: "Shut up whale, your fucking fat."

by SSFuckWhales March 22, 2011

Whale

A word commonly used to define an obese person. Commonly a woman and/or a feminist.

There’s this big whale who keeps lying about me.

by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018

Whale

A single ready to mingle teen female who loves nugget people. Called whale by the bitch of the friend group because he is insecure about his penis size. She has a super hot friend and some other average ones. Whale laughs at everything that is said even if it is just a hello. She is super chill and people think she has a kid locked in her basement.

Dinky don't call her a whale.

by Ihatecraneandgates January 23, 2018

Whale

A fat ho who works at the strip club

And that's the tea sis

Oh I need me some whale tonight

by sastei05 April 3, 2019

Whale

another word for sexual intercourse

yo me and him just whaled

by asbjdnasdua December 16, 2011

whale

ounce of marijuana

im gonna start selling whales of pot to ppl

by staguitar September 6, 2011

whale

Having the best time ever ever ever

'having a whale of a time'

"We whaled it"

by Th Official Jaybae Mosleu June 25, 2016