who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

who tf asked

whenever someone walks up to you and says “I just got free ice cream” you say “who tf asked”

Angela: I got free ice cream!

Dan: who tf asked

by sussy dictionary man May 30, 2022

Who Asked?

the word who Asked is the most overused joke kinda like the over used condom that your dad kept using making you

that's right Gage your fucking annoying

it not funny anymore when you nonstop say Who Asked? Gage

>:(
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by shithoe bitch November 08, 2022

who asked

the least original insult made by fortnite kids and 9 year olds

Who Asked?
Shut the fuck up jimmy you have 2 brain cells and theyre fighting for 3rd place

by iamnotanigger June 12, 2022

Who Asked

Nobody asked!

Person: I'm very funny

Me: Who asked?

by Aniler November 27, 2021

who the frick asked

yo mama

who the frick asked

bro your so childish just say who the fuck asked

by Anonymous am I September 08, 2023

Who asked

The most unoriginal shit someone can say

A: "Millions of people died at the holocaust"
B: "Who asked?"
A: "Shut your bubblegum dum dum looking ass wannabe filthy bitch".

by Itsyoboimilo February 27, 2024