wedding night

When a couple gets it on after their wedding.

Dude did y'all finally do it?
Yeah on our wedding night.

by Ilymwah April 23, 2014

wedding tackle

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.

As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"

by Yeoman O' The Guard March 1, 2013

vegas wedding

A cheap, quick, last minute marriage. Usually occurs while under the influence of alcohol.

"Woke up this morning with a stripper and a wedding ring. Definitely a vegas wedding."

by OneoftheDudes August 2, 2012

guerrilla wedding

A spontaneous wedding held in a public location without securing a permit. For more free-wheeling types that are loath to go through red tape just to say "I do".

Where is our wedding you ask? Well, it's a guerrilla wedding so we can't tell you right now.

by TDubSLP June 19, 2016

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

red wedding

a magnificent and spectacular stage performed by The Boyz on the sh1t show called ‘kingdom’.

A: hey, why are you crying?
B: the boyz’s ‘red wedding’ performance is so beautiful it doesn’t feel real

by horserider April 23, 2021

Redneck Wedding

A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.

Emma and Nathan are holding a redneck wedding!

by idkwhyiwrotethese July 31, 2018