Wedding Chicken 

An entree, typically served at lower budget wedding receptions and/or catered functions, consisting composite chicken masquerading as chicken breast and typically smothered in gravy or some kind of sauce to hide the fact that it is both bone dry and disgusting.

Friend 1 "How was Megan's wedding reception?"

Friend 2 "The band was nice but the wedding chicken they served was so terrible we all went to Outback Steakhouse afterwards to get the taste out of our mouths!"

Wedding Chicken by DDJudge May 18, 2011

Wedding Cake Face 

Similar to a cake face, but with an extreme amount of excess make-up. Like a wedding cake because of additional layers and an over-the-top attempt to look extravagant.

"That girl over there's wearing way too much make-up, what a cake face."
"Dawg she's not just a cake face, she's a wedding cake face."

Wedding Cake Face by OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK June 13, 2009

Wedding Invitation

Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.

WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes

Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.

Wedding Invitation by DanielHut April 1, 2008

wedding ptsd

Severe psychological distress caused by inviting your out of control college friends to an absurdly opulent wedding. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: sweating buckets, psychological break downs, and exteme regret of having friends in the first place.

Kelly knew Justin was suffering from wedding ptsd when he woke up in the middle of the night covered in sweat screaming "you're done" at the top of his lungs

wedding ptsd by Bigtaste-T July 11, 2015

wedding and bills 

This is what will happen if you forget protection during Netflix And Chill.

A: Here in India we don't have Netflix and Chill, because we go straight to Wedding and Bills
B: That's some serious next-level shits

wedding and bills by Angry Sheep October 7, 2016

Wedding Glove 

A Virgin’s pussy on her wedding night.

I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.

I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.

Wedding Glove by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Wedding Harem 

Following the wedding reception, the groom escorts the bride, maid of honour, and all the bridesmaids to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the bride, maid of honour and all the bridesmaids serve and sexually pleasure the groom until the following morning.

I had a Wedding Harem at my wedding.

Wedding Harem by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023