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Spicy Waylon

Someone named Waylon who is really annoying, always tryna pick a fight and has anger issues.
Person 1: Dude! Look over there it’s Spicy Waylon, he’s such a loser

Person 2: Yeah Jace beat the shit out of him on Monday he’s a fucking loser!
by Basketball people May 9, 2024
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Spicy Waylon

Waylon is a type of person that meets many qualifications, only a certain few people in the world can achieve. Including: a 1X1 Lego piece head, a midget, gets beat up, has anger issues and says the f word too much. They often could be average but they choose to be poopoo’s
Person 1: Dude look! It’s Spicy Waylon.

Person 2: yeah Jace destroyed him in a fight yesterday.
Person 1: yeah it’s sad to see how he “tried” to fight back
by Basketball people May 13, 2024
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Wayland Retards (WR)

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.
Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed
by CoachSchnitKunt May 19, 2018
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Jace Wayland

Jace Wayland is a fictional character from the 'Mortal Instruments' Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. At the beginning of the first book, 'City of Bones', Jace is introduced as an arrogant yet gorgeous Shadowhunter and a first level asshole. However as you read on you learn that he is caring and thoughtful inside. He is full of sarcasm and almost every line he says in the books will make you either laugh, or cry. He is in love with Clary Fray, the other main character in the trilogy.
If you have read all three books, you can be expecting more in the upcoming years.
After reading the books, you automatically fall in love with his character.

* If you are unsure as to what Jace looks like, Alex Pettyfer is a name that is often brought up. Alex has been offered the role of Jace Wayland in the upcoming movie adaption of 'City of Bones' along with Lily Collins as Clary Fray.
1. "I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass.

2. "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity, "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass
by likerawr January 25, 2011
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Waymon

A sexy ass cherokee name.

When people hear Waymon they think of the sexiest cherokee black nigga that ever lived. Loving, Caring, and a good ass kisser; Waymon makes the perfect package along with his abs 😍
"Aye you know Waymon?"

"Nah why?"
"Damn how?' He's fine asf!"
by Wayy2good March 13, 2017
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wayont

A wayont is a unit of measurement equal to the average length of an Alaskans penis or 6.24 miles
Mine is 1.02 wayonts long. How big is yours?
by Urban Twisticle July 24, 2011
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Waylen

A Waylen is definitely the most amazing person you will ever meet. They are so good looking and you won't be able to get over it. They're so trustworthy and a wonderful best friend. They're funny to the point you can't ever really have a serious moment with them when you're face to face, except when it's really needed. They're someone who will stick with you and try as hard as they can to never let you down. They're really smart and willing to help you with anything. A Waylen is someone you'd want to spend the rest of your life laughing and enjoying everything beautiful, sad, exciting, breathtaking, and terrifying ever since the day you fist talk to them. A Waylen makes you sure if things. A Waylen is also a seriously good baseball player. You'll definitely want to bang a Waylen if you meet one.
"Did you see Waylen today?"

"Yes, he was looking good in his baseball pants and was running around naked!"
by 4ndyS4mberg June 23, 2013
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