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Waterboarding

When you get a girl to lay down on her back before putting a tissue on her face and blowing your load on her face with the boys
Me and the boys went waterboarding with an escort, shit was so cash
by Peniscramps June 11, 2019
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Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.
"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."
by US Polo Assassin February 6, 2025
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waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.
by floydtaylor September 25, 2023
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red waterboarding

when you stuff your mouth full of tissues or a washcloth or other absorbent object and your girl squats over you and menstruates into your filled mouth
Woah, Jackson told me that he and Kelly did some red waterboarding last night; he still has some red stains around his mouth
by MonsPusher2 February 7, 2019
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turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.
by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023
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Waterboarding

When you sit on top of your girl while she gives you a Blowjob and then Cum in her face.
Waterboarding my girl is like interrogating her At Guantanamo Bay.
by OCDefinitions! December 22, 2019
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Waterboarding

The action of resting ones pussy on another person's mouth and riding it like a surf board (hence board). Doing this could cause turbulence and a whole lot of liquid (hence water). You're welcome!
"Get off work already, and get on waterboarding me"

"Dude this chick just waterboarded the f*** outta me and I swallowed her whole"

"I wanna waterboard the f*** outta you"
by The Cucumber Lesbian October 3, 2022
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