Alaskan Waterboard

When a man finishes inside a woman and she then sits on his face, eating out his own cum.
Dora held me down with her lips, as my dripping mouth completed the Alaskan Waterboard.
by Great Leader Much Know September 27, 2022
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red waterboarding

when you stuff your mouth full of tissues or a washcloth or other absorbent object and your girl squats over you and menstruates into your filled mouth
Woah, Jackson told me that he and Kelly did some red waterboarding last night; he still has some red stains around his mouth
by MonsPusher2 February 07, 2019
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Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton
"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding
by Eramerac August 25, 2022
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Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.
"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."
by US Polo Assassin February 07, 2025
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Verbal Waterboarding

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.
After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.
by Buckets of Fun December 04, 2022
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turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.
by ConcupiscentPineapple December 08, 2023
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Cinematic Waterboarding

When someone involuntarily subjects you to repeated watching of the same movie(s) to a point that can only be defined as torture.
As a young boy in the 80's, with two older sister, I was regularly subjected to cinematic waterboarding through Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, and Oxford Blues.
by Sweater216 May 28, 2023
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