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Faye Wasted 

The most any person can ever be wasted.

there are 4 types of wasted:

Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.

White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.

Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.

Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !
Faye Wasted by d34n87 October 24, 2015
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Politis Wasted

when blood alcohol content is greater than 0.10
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi
Yo in Montreal I'm gonna get Politis WASTED!
Politis Wasted by HennyGang January 24, 2017
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Tranica wasted 

When you are beyond white girl wasted and you have the bobble head going. Also slumps over in seats. Needs help walking. No clue about her surroundings. No self control and passes out everywhere. Forgets where she lives...... habitually
Are you tranica wasted?
Tranica wasted by Jer2078711 August 21, 2017

Naked Wasted

You will not know it when it happens but everyone else will. Drinking to the point of nudity.
Amanda called and said lets get naked wasted.
Naked Wasted by moanany January 24, 2009
It's usually used when a good player starts playing the game again after a long period of time and it makes them look like they just got the game.
Mark was washed after not playing the game in over 2 years.
Washed by miragexl December 8, 2020
Trink Wasser!
Wasser by anus lick April 10, 2003

Alpha-Wasted

above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.
Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.
Alpha-Wasted by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011