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wasteling

Noun; a person (especially young) that only consumes and has no past, current or future potential to produce.
The kings daughter is an idle wasteling.
by Joe Blind February 13, 2013
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Wasteland

Wasteland commonly referred to as your Butt-Hole.
Fantasy doom can only come to those who enter my wasteland and once you enter my realm, you will hear the thunder, you will see the lightning you will feel the fire and then you will know my reign is true...
by Ameri-Do-Te January 15, 2016
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Wasteland

Dude#1 - "I had to drive through that Wasteland today"

Dude#2 - "you mean Detroit?"
by dudehata12 April 13, 2010
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wakely

A beautiful maiden who hails from the far away reaches of Middle Earth. Believed to be an elven princess, Wakely contains the secrets to the outer reaches of the Pegasus System, and is the last surviving resident of Atlantis. She recently made a cameo on the hit Sci-Fi television smash hit, Doctor Who, playing the role of Doctor Who, a smash hit series in both England and London.

Wakely currently resides in the electrical closet of the second floor new wing, and only comes out during passing period to feast upon young virgins.
That Wakely is one hot mama.
by James? November 2, 2006
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wassel

(Noun) The actions that are a result of referring to ones' phallus as a candy stick.

(Verb) Feeling a total lack of shame during the aftermath of a mid-day high school fecal accident in the pants.
(Noun) Mikey was astonished when he had to come face to face with the wassel and started to realize that calling his penis a "candy stick" was something that he shouldn't of done.

(Verb) Mike was proudly wasseling when he gleefully announced to several of his classmates that he had crapped his pants and that the feces were still in them.
by Roy Benum April 10, 2008
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Wassel

1.) (Verb)To screw a girl in the rectal cavity while she performs fellatio on a member of the canine species.

2.) (adj.)Sulky and trashy looking with tendencies of pedophilia.
1.) (Noun) Jenny screamed and spit out dog semen as Mike Wasseled her ass.

2.) (adj.) The tenth grader crapped his pants in school and everyone knew right away that this long haired goon was rather wassel looking.
by Escargo May 21, 2003
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Wassel

(Verb)Claiming you invented old fashioned objects even though you have not
Mike wasseled by insisting that he was the founder of the free frontier and that he invented the wheel.
by E. Wilkop February 24, 2004
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