washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.

"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"

by hola_anal August 18, 2013

twally washer

a female/male sucking on cock. (cock=twally, washer=cleans)

yer maws a twally washer

by horse79 June 20, 2011

Washerbaby

A chubby whore.

Autumn is a *Washerbaby*

by Scotch9845987 October 21, 2009

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.

'That man is a right horse washer'.

by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012

harvey washer

When someone uses semen to wash dishes

For example in the movie trench wars when Harvey says the line "Our water has run out" and James Franklin replies "why don't you Harvey washer it?"

by Teo cray October 3, 2013

toss-washer

Derogatory term for a tranny's genitalia

Eat shit, you fucking toss-washer

by Ghostwing March 26, 2017