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Wanker's tan

An expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.
'Pete's just got Football Manager 2009, so he'll be working on his wanker's tan for a while.'
by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009
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Late Wanker

The action of masturbating to pornography, and ejaculating at a scene when the male characters face and/or body is only shown.
Dude, yesterday, I was beating off, and I became a late wanker... It was all over the guys face...
by Justin Herr March 17, 2017
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Banter wanker

A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.
Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.

Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019
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fucking wanker

dude 1: jonny tried messaging messaging my girl
dude 2: what a fucking wanker
by Sikethatsnotit January 27, 2019
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Suit Wanker

A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.
Person 1: Oh, Johnny's slipped again, he's becoming a suit wanker.
Person 2: What a suit wanker.
by Daveclap! March 19, 2012
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wankered

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function
This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself
by da22er April 20, 2009
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wankermobile

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004
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