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A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.
Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.
Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.
Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
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Get the fucking wanker mug.A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.
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Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
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Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
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