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Wimpleton's Disease

A physical condition in which urine continues leaking from the urethra after the individual believes they have finished urinating and dressed themselves. The condition often leaves obvious wet spots on the victim's clothes and can be an embarrassment in any social interaction. Heavy coffee drinkers notice an increase in the condition with an increase in consumption.
"Boy this coffee tastes great. It's really helping me prepare for our exams. Oh Christ! It looks like I'm getting a case of "Wimpleton's Disease." Look at this wet spot!"
by outhouse May 7, 2009
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Wamped

being savagely or devastatingly killed in a repetitive manner during an online game of Call of Duty.

See "Wamping" for the definition of being the individual who dishes out the wamped action
Player 1 "What happened last game man?"
Player 2 "Idk, I always get wamped in Team Deathmatch."

That kid wamped me with a crossbow bolt.
by BrewinPheeners January 11, 2011
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Sapple wapple

A man that prides himself on looking like different characters but is the biggest of cucks, He is well known through many places but most common on discord. He thinks he has ultimate power
I went down the street the other day and I encountered a sapple wapple it was horrible. I came home and turned my computer on and was confronted by another sapple wapple
by Soviet Bobbo August 16, 2020
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wapple

A common nickname for Apple computers used by whiny, spoonfed Mac fascists.
Shut up and get back to your wapple.

My PC just crashed, but I'll take my crashing PC over your POS wapple any day.
by bob mcbobberino March 4, 2008
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Wapple

The short walk to the food court to buy an apple.
Oh man, look at the time. I can't believe I've been sitting at my desk all day. Time to go for my wapple break. Maybe I'll take Basto with me.

"A wapple a day keeps the doctor away".
by the real BlackScorpion May 2, 2011
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wamped

verb:
to get completely man-handled by a gnarly wave; to get pitted beyond belief; to wipeout.

is usually followed by the hang-loose symbol to gain back all lossed surfer pride and to show one's surfer brahs that he/she can still shred the nar.
"yo brah, I totally got wamped by that killer wave."

"I dropped into this gnarly wave but got wamped after realizing it was a killer close out."
by Kevin "the Cavemann" October 18, 2008
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warple

"HAHA you've got warples!"
by Bio L. Lante September 16, 2003
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