Tuna Waft

The art of a female queefing in the face of another person of lesser awesomeness or alternatively, in the face of a significant other whilst not paying attention. Hence; wafting them with tuna.
Boy sits staring at his game of Modern Warfare. Girl says "i'm gonna tuna waft him." girl sneaks up behind him and then lets out a loud queef on his head, everyone laughs....except the boy.

He's just been Tuna Wafted.
by Stokley_51 April 08, 2011
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shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
by Jack Barker December 14, 2007
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Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.
The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.
by Creamsodatheory May 13, 2013
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Fetty Waft

Stray Fentanyl smoke drifting down the sidewalk. Most commonly appearing downtown in large American cities battling the opioid crisis.
"Watch out for the Fetty Waft when we round this corner over here, its that kinda street"
by Mooglytwo August 16, 2023
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arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.
Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.
by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019
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Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop
by Seattlepeoples420 February 17, 2020
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Doggie Waft

The faint smell of poo when you are having sexual intercourse doggie style.
I was pumping this slapper the other night, her doggie waft was horrendous.
by Doggie101 February 24, 2022
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