butt wafting

The rediculous notion that when spooning the little spoons butt odor shoots up through the covers right into the nostrils of the big spoon.

Ewwww tyler i am catching a nasty butt wafting effect.

by TR+EW=Buttwaft(apparently) February 25, 2008

shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

by Jack Barker January 5, 2008

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013

Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop

Yo dude I'm totally duty wafting right now

by Seattlepeoples420 February 16, 2020

Box Waft

The smell that comes from a womans vagina after having sex one or more times

after having sex multiple time John turned over and said the Jeanne's box wafted

by in English I get E's August 29, 2016

Mein Waft

A horrid piece of writing

Jesus Christ who wrote Mein Waft???

by B0N3KILL3R34 August 2, 2021

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012