WWJRD

Stands for "What Would Jim Raynor Do?", where "Jim Raynor" refers to the badass Terran from the Starcraft series.

Danny - I require additional vespene gas...I cant breathe. The lulz are killing me."

Matt - WWJRD?

Danny - "He'd pound a stimpack and kick some ass."

by pooshoes420 September 8, 2010

wwjd?...BLAZE

would would jesus do? blaze, son...

what indeed would jesus do if he wants to chill? bless the herb...

by herb chill August 2, 2004

wwjd

Women wear jeweled dicks. Often done by lesbian hoes to get each other off. The jewel is said to bring magical qualities to the experience.

Susie: Hey Mollie, put on that jeweled dick and ram me good and hard!

Mollie: Okay hun, here goes!

Susie: Ohhhhhh...... (orgasmic pleasure abounds)

by jam masta July 8, 2004

WWJD

We Want Jelly Donuts!

"WWJD? What Would Jesus Do?"

"No! We Want Jelly Donuts!"

by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009

WWJD

an abreviation for the often pondered question 'What would jeppeto do?'.

I didn't know how to start my paper so i thought 'WWJD?' and you know what? i ended up getting an 'A'!
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A: I often times wonder if my life was one that jeppeto would lead.
B: Dude, me too, i'm always thinking wwjd?
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by xSTFUxmeowxrawrx March 18, 2008

WWJD

What's wrong jailing detainees

The Secretary of Homeland Security gave the president a nicely engraved diamond WWJD bracelet as a subtle way or reminding him of the current situation on the border, and how the private prisons were able to charge more per day than he does for a 750 dollar suite at his Washington DC hotel.

by mlhiss June 26, 2019

WWJD

For use when yo get tired of people saying "What Would Jesus Do?" and when they say WWJD, you say....
Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?

"Hey don't throw that away, come on, WWJD?"
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD

by Angelwillis November 11, 2010