wtfpwnage

Originating from pwned, wtfpwnage is the verb for being owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.

I attribute this to Nordael, the resident troll on a board I frequent.

dude! wtfpwnage! hahahaha you suxor!

by demonsurfer October 27, 2004

wtfwtcmd

wtfwtcmd "what the fuck would the cookie monster do"

"dude wheres my cookies, i left them there a hour ago"

"mate just ask yourself wtfwtcmd :)"

"ahh, go get more"

by Ben 93 January 2, 2010

wtftstm?

What The F*** That Supposed To Mean?

"halo reach"
Darren: hey you, you look like a pig.
You: Wtftstm?
Darren: I'm high.
You: O.o

by cheesemun December 29, 2010

WFTW

An acronym meaning Winning for the Win. Usually used for ecstatic people who don't like to use FTW because it is too "popular". Also used to basically say "FUCK YEAH. WHAT WE'RE DOING IS AWESOME.".

Did Germany win the game?" "YES." "OHMYGOD YUUUSSSSS WFTW!!" ":D

by The Gilded Mongoose King July 11, 2010

wttw

An acronym for the phrase Working Towards The Weekend. Typically, used when one does not want to think about how many days are actually left of the workweek.

Bob: How 'ya doin' Mando?
Mando: I'm crashing and burning!

Bob: Be cool man, just keep wttw...

by alptrotter December 4, 2009

WTFAWLA

"What The Fuck Are We Laughing At"

Steve: Hey sup?
Lawrence: Nm. U?
Steve: SSDD.
Lawrence: Lol.
Steve: Lol.
Lawrence: Lol.
Steve: Wait, WTFAWLA?

by J&C&YM January 15, 2010

WTFWJD

an acronym simply meaning "What the fuck would jesus do"

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.

bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.

by Dan62 April 4, 2008