Wish a gamer would

The more family friendly version of "Wish a nigga would", which usually means the speaker wants the person to do something to annoy them, then face the consequences.

Synonyms include "Fuck around and find out" and "Bite me"

Person 1: "Dude, that other guy has been talking shit about you and how he could fuck you up in a 1v1 last night."

Person 2: "Probably just a fluke. Wish a gamer would."

by BTS4ever December 17, 2020

Wish.com girl

When you are very keen to go on a blind date but it turns out she was there for your money.

-Hey man, how was your blind date? Did you dick soak her?

"Nah fam, it turned out to be a wish.com girl"

by Keizer trolschaap April 13, 2022

Wish Wacker

A person who infatuated with another person, but is unable to gain the other's affection so he or she concedes to masturbation.

Brian wants Jane so Bad! But she hates him. Brian will have deal with being a wish wacker.

by Q-Bert September 11, 2005

Wish Chip

A wish chip is typically a chip that is folded in half in someway. However some also include 'bubble' chips (those with pockets of air in them) as wish chips. There is a certain way a wish chip must be eaten otherwise the wish is voided; for instance the chip cannot be touched by the thumb and must be picked up between the 'wish fingers' (the middle and index fingers.). Additionally there is some debate as to the process of actually eating the chip; Some rule that the single wish chip must be eaten and swallowed without opening the mouth or alternatively the wish whip must be crushed against the roof of the mouth with the tongue. Overall eating a wish chip in the correct way grants the consumer one wish per chip, that is proven to be highly unlikely to come true.

"I use to always wish I had friends when I ate wish chips in primary school"

by JemingtonJamdrops August 28, 2017

wish bone

1. a man has legs in the air spread and to people rip them like a regular wish bone and it rips at the pelvis and probly hurts like hell
2. a bone people call lucky in some gay game
3. a rapper in bone thugs n harmony

1 wish bone is the worst pain ever
2 lets play the gay wishbone game!
3 that bone concert kicked ass. wish bone is great

by beary d July 9, 2003

wish missing

to express disgust in missing a chance to initiate a wish

fuck i just missed the 11:11 wish
(im gonna be wish missing all day)

by pete tiley December 13, 2008

Wish Stick

Another name for a seeded dandelion.

I blew out my wish stick, in hopes my wish came true.

by asslee_ July 20, 2022