Hotel Wipe

When you use a hotel washcloth to wipe your ass.

Keith said he's never felt cleaner than after a good hotel wipe.

by Itsnotnutella December 5, 2014

vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

by DaveHill February 13, 2008

i wipe my hands over you

To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.

“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”

by retsofeerb February 24, 2018

Re-wipe

A second cleaning attempt of the arse when you have the feeling that you are not as clean as you should be from an earlier deuce.
Most times proves to be unnecessary and performed more for peace of mind.

1st dude: Hey, how about a courtesy flush in there?
2nd dude: Don't worry man, just doing a re-wipe.

by brion1111 August 9, 2012

never-ending wipe

The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.

"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"

by b1g December 29, 2007

thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

by RickO March 25, 2003

Creamy wiper

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.

“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”

by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021