Wilf

Whale I would like to fuck

There are lots of wilfs around the oxnard cabin.

by wilfmister October 1, 2010

Wilf

A total loser

Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.

Clueless

A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means

That GordenBrown is a total WILF

Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF

You're acting like a WILF

by guzzigeezer December 9, 2009

wilf

werewolf i'd like (to) fuck

dayummm Jacob Black is a wilf in new moon

by gingaah December 21, 2009

wilf

derived from the word milf; meaning weightlifter id like to fuck.

"Look at those wilfs snatching like no other!"

by wilfs January 13, 2008

wilf ninja

Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.

"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."

by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007

PM Wilf

Stands for Prime Ministers wife i would like to f***

Wow Samatha Cameron is a PM Wilf

by xtra278 May 15, 2010

Wilf Dewhurst

Boy who has a handshake with a girl

You’re such a wilf dewhurst

by Childslayer42 May 16, 2021