Wilf

Whale I would like to fuck

There are lots of wilfs around the oxnard cabin.

by wilfmister October 1, 2010

Wilf

A total loser

Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.

Clueless

A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means

That GordenBrown is a total WILF

Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF

You're acting like a WILF

by guzzigeezer December 9, 2009

wilf

werewolf i'd like (to) fuck

dayummm Jacob Black is a wilf in new moon

by gingaah December 21, 2009

wilf

derived from the word milf; meaning weightlifter id like to fuck.

"Look at those wilfs snatching like no other!"

by wilfs January 13, 2008

wilf ninja

Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.

"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."

by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007

PM Wilf

Stands for Prime Ministers wife i would like to f***

Wow Samatha Cameron is a PM Wilf

by xtra278 May 15, 2010

WILF TROW

If you get him in your top trumps pack, you will defeat all those who face you. If you speaketh his name whilst playing fortnite, you will receive many Vic Roys in the years to come. If you so even think of this title whilst in the passion of love you will cause eruptions for your partner. This is Wilf Trow. This is omnipotence.

Wilf Trow.... help me win Vic Roy’s

by GazzaNeviole October 8, 2019