Wilf

There are lots of wilfs around the oxnard cabin.
by wilfmister October 01, 2010
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Wilf

A total loser

Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.

Clueless

A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means
That GordenBrown is a total WILF

Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF

You're acting like a WILF
by guzzigeezer December 10, 2009
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wilf

werewolf i'd like (to) fuck
by gingaah December 22, 2009
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wilf

derived from the word milf; meaning weightlifter id like to fuck.
"Look at those wilfs snatching like no other!"
by wilfs January 06, 2008
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wilf ninja

Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.
"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."
by iv_chosen1 June 22, 2007
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PM Wilf

Stands for Prime Ministers wife i would like to f***
Wow Samatha Cameron is a PM Wilf
by xtra278 May 15, 2010
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