Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

Most definitely has super sexy abs. He also gets mad hoes unlike Robbie Brennan

I wish I was as sexy as Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

by Martin’s Discord Kitten November 17, 2021

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

going to wichita

iPhone's auto correct for rubbing one off. Even though Wichita is said to be a boring place, according to my iPhone, it isn't.

Before I head into work today, I am going to wichita.

by d.i.e. October 10, 2012

Wichita

John speak for “Wish she da”

“John did your wife give you any?

Wichita said yes, but no.”

by John 20 April 16, 2019

Wichita Clarinet

When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.

My cousin and m y sister were singing Beethoven for me when i made them do that Wichita Clarinet

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Wichita Style Porker

A sandwich consisting of an entire pig (occasionally coated in barbecue sauce) between two slices of buttered bread

Guy 1: Haha, very funny, seriously what do you want?
Guy 2: I’ve been to SEVEN FUCKING STORES. NOT A SINGLE ONE HAD A WICHITA STYLE PORKER AND I’M GETTING FED UP!

by TheJonkler September 10, 2024

Wichita

The only cool city in Kansas.

Person 1: Yo I just got back from Kansas
Person 2: Where in Kansas?
Person 1: Topeka
Person 2: Fuck you only Wichita is cool in Kansas.

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm847 May 29, 2023