Wichita Clarinet

When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.

My cousin and m y sister were singing Beethoven for me when i made them do that Wichita Clarinet

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

west wichita

A rapidly growing area in Wichita, Kansas. This area is cheaper than the east side, less sketch than downtown and sufficiently boring. BUT, it's home to the MID-CONTINENT AIRPORT, so naturally that makes up for everything!

P.S. If you're interested in joining in on the West side fun, join the West Side Pride Association of Greater Wichita!

Person 1: Sometimes your coolness overwhelms me!
Person 2: It's not my personality. It's because I'm from West Wichita!

by WSPAGW president January 18, 2009

East Wichita

The perceptual region in Wichita, Kansas, roughly defined as the area south of 45th St. N, east of Freeway 135, North of Kellogg (Highway 54), and west of Andover Rd. It is where the most affluent and cosmopolitan residents of Wichita live. East Wichita is the home of south central Kansas’s premier shopping centers, entertainment, Dining, and neighborhoods. A part of Kansas, and only one of two parts in Wichita, that defies the stereotype that most Kansans personify. Major schools attended by the residents of, or located on, the east side are: Heights High school, Southeast High School, Independent School, Kapun Mt. Carmel Catholic High School, Andover High School, Wichita Collegiate School, and Wichita State University. The East side can be divided into disputable sub-regions, such as: Andover, Bellaire, New Eastern Development, Bradley Fair Region, Ghetto south eastern core, Towne East Region, and the Eastern Douglas Region. Some negatives about the East side are: one of the largest "slums" of Wichita, the high density of psychotic Christians, and the Current state of Kellogg. East Wichita has freeways or highways that encircle the entire region and is easy to navigate. Parts to avoid are: parts of Oliver and Hillside south of 17th street/anything west of Woodlawn south of 17th street, Eastbourough, and nearly all of Grove St. It lacks any defining physical features of the landscape, and is largely flat. Major rival, and opposite, of West Wichita.

I live my entire life in East Wichita because there’s no reason to leave, everything is here! And the West side is a fucking joke!

by Mcx_ks November 10, 2007

Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

Most definitely has super sexy abs. He also gets mad hoes unlike Robbie Brennan

I wish I was as sexy as Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

by Martin’s Discord Kitten November 17, 2021

The Wichita Wash-off

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.

The Wichita Wash-off

by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009

The Wichita Switcheroo

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.

"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."

by William T. Brasky April 21, 2021

southeast wichita

The Southeast side of Wichita Kansas is where crime rates have been high as of 2015 that includes zip codes 67218

67218 Wichita Ks Southeast Wichita Definition: Southeast Wichita

by Southeast Wichita October 18, 2018