by Anonymous am I September 8, 2023

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.
If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

Who asked is a very simple word created by an unknown person that didn't ask. Mostly related to people who didn't ask about your opinion because it's invalid.
Emma UwU: look guys!!! i became dreamsexual!!! im proud of myself!!!
Some random bitch: Damn bro, that's crazy and all but who asked?
Some random bitch: Damn bro, that's crazy and all but who asked?
by unknown449 January 18, 2022

A term used by people with chronically low IQ, (also known as middle schoolers) as a so-called "come back" but in reality is very stupid. After the middle schooler says this they will think they're cool
Middle schooler one: your mom's fat!
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***
by AnonyEx August 11, 2023

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected
by anonymous February 11, 2022

Used when someone says something irrelevant, it is mainly used by annoying people who think they're cool by saying this. You should mainly use it when there is no relevancy in what the person said.
There is 2 ways to use this word, the good way, and the bad way.
Good way:
Context: Playing COD with your friends
"So anyways I got a 10 killstreak in overwatch yesterday" - Friend 1
Overwatch is not related to COD, or what you were doing, this is a good time to use it as it is completely irrelevant.
Bad way.
Context: Playing COD with friends.
"Yoooo I just got a 10 killstreak!" - Friend 1
"Who asked" - Friend 2
This is a bad way to use, as although the 10 killstreak is not relevant, It is related to COD, which makes it a little relevant.
Good way:
Context: Playing COD with your friends
"So anyways I got a 10 killstreak in overwatch yesterday" - Friend 1
Overwatch is not related to COD, or what you were doing, this is a good time to use it as it is completely irrelevant.
Bad way.
Context: Playing COD with friends.
"Yoooo I just got a 10 killstreak!" - Friend 1
"Who asked" - Friend 2
This is a bad way to use, as although the 10 killstreak is not relevant, It is related to COD, which makes it a little relevant.
by TryingToBeFunnyMan November 16, 2022
