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tighty whiteys

the cool style of boys underwear. It is tight because it has an elastic band around the waistband and the leg holes, and they come in many different colors and patterns. They are more embarasing to be seen in while you are getting changed in a locker room, because they do not extend down the legs, but stop right at the top. Unfortunately the cool people who where them, such as myself are common targets for wedgies which is when someone grabs the back of your tighty whiteys and pulls it up, sometimes over the head, sometimes it gets hung on a high object.
I am currently 13 and in 7th grade. I was getting changed for gym. When I took off my shirt one of the 8th graders pantsed me, so I was standing in the middle of the locker room in these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they take me to the girls locker room and push me in and hold the door shut. When the girls get in they give me a huge hanging wedgie off of one of the lockers with hooks on them. So I am suspended about 3 feet in the air by these dinosaur tighty whiteys with all these girls laughing and taking pictures with their cell phones to show their friends. But they somehow tied my undees to the hook so I was stuck there for the entire gym class, then when they came back they still would not untie my undees. Eventually the janitor came in and let me down, but the boys took my clothes so I had to walk across the school in These dinosaur tighty whiteys to the office to call my mom and tell her to bring me some clothes.
by elmer the great January 30, 2007
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Whiteboard

Yo, whiteboard- I am going to smack that bud light lime out of your hands.

You be trippin if you think your whiteboard ass is going to get some of this choc-o-lat!
by john bon bon jovi February 13, 2009
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White Boys Rappin

A Hilarious comedy rap group. They remake popular rap songs into their own funny version.
White Boys Rappin songs can be heard at Myspace.com/WhiteBoysRappin
by White Boys Rappin December 9, 2008
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tighty whiteys

Tighty Whiteys, otherwise commonly known as 'regular underpants', are general targets for wedgies and mervins, due to the pleasing effects of the elesticity, which results in a desireable snap and hopefully a tear.

The number one bad bad place to wear tighty whiteys is a high school locker room. Your social life is almost assured over if you are changing with whitey tighteys while next to the varisty football team.

Lastly, the number one comback not to use against the varsity football team once you have been found wearing whitey tighteys, would be anything relating to their jock straps.
Whitey tighteys suck. Boxers are better.
by Yavo November 13, 2003
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whitehouse effect

Internal combustion resulting in the erosion of intelligence
is what commonsensical folk call the Whitehouse effect.
by Cliff Hangar December 19, 2006
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whiteby

Whiteby is colloquial term for the town of Whitby, Ontario, Canada. Whitby translates to 'White Village' or 'White Community' in Old Nordic dialect. The population there is approx. 70% Caucasian as of 2023. Some people talk Whitby down because there's 'too many white people' there (which could be considered a racist opinion) whilst others adore Whitby because it's a safe, clean and calm place to reside, and it's less than an hour commute to the downtown Toronto core.
I love Whiteby because it's close to Toronto but it doesn't have much violent crime to worry about.
by Darwin Dillan August 9, 2023
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spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.
1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!
by tcw4 November 26, 2014
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