Wake and waste

Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.

"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"

"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."

by xkwid August 22, 2011

Waste of Time

What you are doing right now by looking up random shit on www.Urbandictionary.com.

Whenever I have an hour to blow, I just go to Urbandictionary, it's such a waste of time...

by TACTICALSQUAD October 9, 2008

A Complete Waste

includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.

"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"

I know you all know what I'm talking about

by Vaela February 10, 2005

slick wasted

1. the act of being piss drunk
2. being hammered for no reason

Monday slick wasted?

by muddysheets365 June 12, 2011

White Girl Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a person consumes too much alcohol and proceeds to embarrass themselves and their friends for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, groping strangers, the overwhelming smell of fruity alcohol, and a general sloppiness that can only be associated with drinking.

Leah: "Dude, you should have seen Amber at the club the other night. She had like, eight shots of whipped cream vodka and then started taking her clothes off and dancing up on strangers. Super sloppy."
Dude: "Omg, really?"
Leah: "Yeah, she was totally White Girl Wasted."

by BitchTitttts February 11, 2014

wasted

To be EXTREMELY intoxicated from the use of alcohol or drugs. See stoned, high, enke, drunk.

Enke died last night after getting wasted. He had a brutal bong session.

by blade er gitano January 26, 2004

Wasted away

The feeling of being tired, sad, lonely, worthless, and confused at the same time.

I feel so wasted away.

by Sleepysunflower May 29, 2020