wapanese

Think a white guy/girl who tries to be Japanese. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

Unhealthy obsession with:
Japanese culture
Japanese pop culture and trends
Anime

Generally, a "wapanese" person is 13-16 years of age, socially inept, and incredibly obnoxious.

Some wapanese guy came at me with a bokken the other day.

by Faux January 12, 2004

wapanese

A person who wishes he was japanese. The highest concentration in america is decidedly at vanguard shcool in Dallas Tx. In all cases they have never set foot in japan.

A vanguard student: I hate Ieyasu Tokugawa for destroying Japans ancient fragile culture. God I love Rurononi Kenshin!

Jhonny the Japanese dude: So I am tainted huh?

vanguard student: Wow your from japan ( shits pants) wow do you have a sword! do you like anime! let me join in your warrior spirit! remember I put the FUN in fundamentalist

Jhonny the japanese dude: get a life

Another dude: japan is not that great a country, if it was that great than how come japanse folks come to america huh?

Vanguard student: oooowwwww how could you I am offended you are racist!

another dude: I dont have a problem with japanese people I just think you are a flaming homo, and a sheltered} dum fuck

by milkshake March 24, 2005

Wapanese

Three words.

Just kill them...

*Sees a Jap kid*

Wapanese person: OMG, A Japanese person!!!1111 *gets nervous* Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Japanese person: *pumps his shotgun* *BOO YAH*

by At least I have a life ^^ July 16, 2008

Wapanese

Also known as a weeaboo or weeb, these awful, sad creatures can be found on 4chan , deviantart , paigeeworld , at your local comic book store, in their parent's basement, or in the comment section of a J-pop YouTube video. Commom traits of the Wapanese are anime profile pictures, Japanglish (japanese words in Romaji form used in an English sentence. E.g: "OH EM GEE THIS JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT IS SO OTAKU-Y AND KAWAII AND DESU DESU NE?????? NYAAAAA~~ o////o" and "U-UR JUST JEALOUS OF MY SUPER KAWAII CHIBI MANGA COLLECTION Y-YOU B-B-BAKA >:(((((") excessive anime watch time, Japanese/anime posters everywhere in their room, and using faces after sentences such as o////o, :3, T~T, ^^, and ^-^. These people are absolutely obsessed with Asian culture and believe they were born and raised in Japan. As you probably already can tell, these creatures are just hard to stand. Keep in mind, you may like the culture and watch anime but just don't do THIS. Asian people are half protected of being weeaboos but they still can go too far.

Fucking wapanese people are so disgusting.

by ILuvSoupOmNom April 17, 2017

wapanese

Caucasians who believe that so long as there's an "asian" in the term for their race, that they are therefore of asian decent

Also, see Gwen Steffani

Wapanese: OMG Soooooo Kawaii!

by Muffinbuffin June 21, 2005

Wapanese

Caucasian people who try desparately to imitate all things Japanese.
They are also the same type of people who treat a person's culture like a dollar-store rag.

Dragonball Z zealots and Final Fantasy addicts are perfect examples of the Wapanese.

by otaku killer May 19, 2003

Wapanese

A non-Japanese person who:

-Watches excess ammounts of anime
-Studies Japanese language(they pretend to know the language in real life)
-Eats sushi and other japanese crap
-Goes to school wearing Japanese clothes (ie.Japanese school uniforms)
-Names their 'tomodachi' (friends) suffix -chan, -san,
or -kun.
-Owns at least one Japanese version of a Super Mario video game.
-Watches FF3 Tokyo Drift to jack off to hot Japanese girls
-Stalks Japanese girls and raids their drawers for their panties
-Is a Japanese know-it-all
-Jacks off to hentai
-Plays DDR only coz its Japanese
-Listens to Japanese crappy music (ie. J-Rock or J-Pop)
-Usually socially rejected
-(Girls) talks in a squeaky Japanese accent voice
-Wishes they could go to Japan to meet their favourite J-Rock artist
-Has their room decorated in tatami, bamboo windows, and geisha dolls

MY OPINION:
I love Japan's culture very much, but i simply can't stand non Japanese people who want to 'rape' the culture of Japan. Ughh! It's sooooooooo annoying!

Wapanese girl: Konnichiwa! My names Kyoshi-chan! I eat sushi obento everyday and watch Inuyasha! Isn't my high school uniform Kawaii?

Real Japanese girl: Shut up! Your name is really Katie and not Kyoshi. You're such a wapanese!

Wapanese girl: Well...I'm off to listen to my new Puffy CD! Sayounara Keiko-chan!

Real Japanese girl: What a loser!

by Mimi Ferguson May 6, 2007