walmart
Get the walmart mug.
Walmart
Walmart is a chain of stores that has super low prices and has everything.
In reality it would be possible to live in a walmart any where from 1 to 3 years depending on how you ration your food.
it is believed that to keep walmart running "efficiently" they abduct the children that get lost in their stores and post their pictures on the missing childrens bulletin. The pictures are posted as a trophy to show off to other Walmarts.
the children are force into slavery working in an underground network of tunnels that connect all walmarts together. here they fabricating merchandise such as clothes, electronics, and toys. other tasks include repairs on large machinery such as scissor lifts, conveyor belt, and other such machinery.
oh and it kicks K-marts ass!
In reality it would be possible to live in a walmart any where from 1 to 3 years depending on how you ration your food.
it is believed that to keep walmart running "efficiently" they abduct the children that get lost in their stores and post their pictures on the missing childrens bulletin. The pictures are posted as a trophy to show off to other Walmarts.
the children are force into slavery working in an underground network of tunnels that connect all walmarts together. here they fabricating merchandise such as clothes, electronics, and toys. other tasks include repairs on large machinery such as scissor lifts, conveyor belt, and other such machinery.
oh and it kicks K-marts ass!
Related Words
Walmart
1. A monument to capitalism DO NOT GO THERE COMRADS it will kill you it lives on to bring down the working class
2. symbol of the US (reason why everyone hates us)
3. My favorite hangout
2. symbol of the US (reason why everyone hates us)
3. My favorite hangout
Walmart by Greatredbird May 1, 2006
Walmart
A large retail chain started in 1962 by Sam Walton. His number one goal was to bargain with suppliers in order to buy goods at lower prices and sell them at lower prices to our fellow Americans. This proved to be very effective as the small store in Bentonville, Arkansas blew up into several stores and eventually a retail chain by the 1970's. Walmart was once a friendly environment, with good old Mr. Walton paying surprise visits to his many different stores around the country and working with every single one of his associates. He treated them like family, gave them the recognition they deserved, made everyone feel positive. In today's times Walmart is now the largest company in the world- except its prices aren't as low as many would make them out to be (Things are probably only a few cents lower than usual, maybe slightly MORE!) with Target as its main competitor.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
Walmart. There's a fine caramel coating around the exterior... you'll find the real meat inside, deep within...
Walmart by TheSpectacularOne October 12, 2010
Walmart
A chain retail store United States, which sells cheap goods made by exploited labor in Southeast Asia, at low prices made possible by evading taxes, not insuring their "associates", paying minimun wage and firing "associates" at the slightest hint of unionizing.
Their motto, "Always low prices", has been mocked by some as "Always low wages".
Their motto, "Always low prices", has been mocked by some as "Always low wages".
Walmart
Corporate Terrorist operation that seeks to turn all of the world into it slaves. Its customers consist of Idiot America.
It operates by opening a store with "low" prices, knocking out all other stores to create a monopoly, and then raising prices to new highs never before seen in the area. Of course Idiot America brainwashed by the corporate terrorists runs around and says see they have the lowest prices. Lower quality items at higher prices-Idiot America you have really got yourself a deal.
The terrorist operation itself consists of fascist managers who use their employees as slave labor for unpaid overtime and drag anyone out of the ugly ass store who says the word union. Above the fascist managers, are the corporate terrorist executives who steal tax payer dollars whining about how they need welfare, kill their employees by denying them needed health care, and lie about child slave labors.
It operates by opening a store with "low" prices, knocking out all other stores to create a monopoly, and then raising prices to new highs never before seen in the area. Of course Idiot America brainwashed by the corporate terrorists runs around and says see they have the lowest prices. Lower quality items at higher prices-Idiot America you have really got yourself a deal.
The terrorist operation itself consists of fascist managers who use their employees as slave labor for unpaid overtime and drag anyone out of the ugly ass store who says the word union. Above the fascist managers, are the corporate terrorist executives who steal tax payer dollars whining about how they need welfare, kill their employees by denying them needed health care, and lie about child slave labors.