A definitive source for the annihilation of asshattery around the world, one designated Wags would be the first and foremost defender of truth, justice, and heterosexuality.
Weapons include bats, a huge cock with which Wags will slap asshats and fuckheads, and fists with which to beat bitches. Generally he/she will be monogamous but with a partner who will generally do their bidding in every way, sexually.
Due to these defining characteristics, Wags (plural) have achieved high levels of respect throughout the world.
Weapons include bats, a huge cock with which Wags will slap asshats and fuckheads, and fists with which to beat bitches. Generally he/she will be monogamous but with a partner who will generally do their bidding in every way, sexually.
Due to these defining characteristics, Wags (plural) have achieved high levels of respect throughout the world.
Visitor: Dude I just heard about your accident! What happened?!
Hospital Patient: I tried to fuck with Wags, man. I'm never trying that shit again.
Visitor: You're an asshat. (turns off respirator)
Hospital Patient: I tried to fuck with Wags, man. I'm never trying that shit again.
Visitor: You're an asshat. (turns off respirator)
by Johnnybonbon May 02, 2007
by ultimate urban master October 14, 2006
by No.1 WAG October 06, 2008
Wag is an Australian term that used to mean skip class when the surf was good and go surfing.
Now it just means to skip class.
Now it just means to skip class.
Dylan's such a wagger! I don't know why he's still here!
Helen wagged to have a smoke behind the sports shed.
Why do you even wag? It's not like you do anything but sit around and smoke.
Helen wagged to have a smoke behind the sports shed.
Why do you even wag? It's not like you do anything but sit around and smoke.
by alleypepe September 23, 2010
someone who simply tries too hard (usually mimicking others). However, the word can also be used in a joking semi friendly manner (with a possible subtle negative connotation).
by AROCKM January 08, 2014