Noun:
1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.
2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)
1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.
2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)
She didn't want any guppies, so she kept him confined to the wading pool until it was time to put his swim cap on.
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She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.
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She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.
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Wadim is a name given to people who have no genitals but still like to pretend to be male. They typically are of russian descent even thou, seeing as they lack balls, have minimal ties to the culture and regularly put real Russians to deep shame. In a freak accident of nature, Wadims have a propensity for handy work but as their own fathers have to admit, would be better off sticking to handling their non existent genitalia all day, every day. Given their depressing existence, Wadims like to drink vodka, the only thing they have in common with real Russians. Also they love smoking weed but sadly will always prefer any weak ass pussy weed over some decent kush.
Some people have prodigious empathy and are generally decent human beings (Eddies) so as to befriend Wadims, in which case long lasting friendships emerge.
The only exceptional thing about Wadims is their ability to turn any kind of alcoholic beverage into vomit nigh instantly. It has been theorized this is an evolutionary defense mechanism, since their weak muscles don't allow for protection against females, which tend to beat them up as soon as a Wadim tries to approach them on the dance floor.
Wadim is a name given to people who have no genitals but still like to pretend to be male. They typically are of russian descent even thou, seeing as they lack balls, have minimal ties to the culture and regularly put real Russians to deep shame. In a freak accident of nature, Wadims have a propensity for handy work but as their own fathers have to admit, would be better off sticking to handling their non existent genitalia all day, every day. Given their depressing existence, Wadims like to drink vodka, the only thing they have in common with real Russians. Also they love smoking weed but sadly will always prefer any weak ass pussy weed over some decent kush.
Some people have prodigious empathy and are generally decent human beings (Eddies) so as to befriend Wadims, in which case long lasting friendships emerge.
The only exceptional thing about Wadims is their ability to turn any kind of alcoholic beverage into vomit nigh instantly. It has been theorized this is an evolutionary defense mechanism, since their weak muscles don't allow for protection against females, which tend to beat them up as soon as a Wadim tries to approach them on the dance floor.
Damn I just stepped into a puddle of vomit! - A Wadim must have been here.
The car is too small to fit another person - Never mind, Wadim can squat inside just fine.
I got really bored working on the property, so I called up Wadim and he helped me finish my back yard in just 54 Months.
The car is too small to fit another person - Never mind, Wadim can squat inside just fine.
I got really bored working on the property, so I called up Wadim and he helped me finish my back yard in just 54 Months.
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