Valetirian

Valetirian

Valetirian

by Iceskape January 5, 2023

Valetin

a fucking piss take off a person who says look at me when he is being fucking crucified by people calling him a small midget.

Me: Valetin your so fucking small.

Valetin: OH LOOK AT ME I'M SMALL OH LOOK AT MEEE.

by BIGBATTYMAN November 1, 2018

valethas

The act of consuming seminal fluid from a partner's posterior orafic following non-traditional quoitas.

It tasted so good as I did a valethas on him.

by Aesu October 1, 2007

Valeta-mae

Angelic...miracle child..beyond beautiful

Did you see that Valeta-mae???
Her beauty is uncomparable

by Mama's Angel Baby February 2, 2010

Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

valetdictorian

Someone who is really good at parking/retrieving other peopel's cars without a scratch or dent.

Captain Crunch may mean well when he offers to park your car for you, but he's sure no valetdictorian!

by QuacksO February 19, 2019

valetdicktorian

Someone who's a real a**h**e when it comes to parking your car for you.

K.I.T.T. is a fully self-driving car and thus is always able to find a parking spot on his own, so Michael Knight never has to worry about any valetdicktorians' causing him grief in a V.I.P. parking lot.

by QuacksO October 29, 2020