Void mongo

A person who is so dumb that their mind seems to be an empty void until a random, usually nonsensical thought pops up which they can't help to share, only for their mind to return to it's usual state of complete and utter emptiness.

Matt: If I shave my head, would it be more or less weird to not shave my eyebrows as well?
Jenny: wtf?
Joe: don't mind Matt, he's a void mongo.

by DenOh November 23, 2022

strxnge.void

Random Mexican and obsessed with steohen.

Who is the king of wuality?
It’s strxnge.void

by notsebthorzs_ April 11, 2022

wall of voodoo

Possibly the greatest band of all time. Their timeless hits include Far Side of Crazy, Busines of Love, and Mexican Radio.
They are particulary good when on mushrooms.
They once reached the top ten in Australia

Kramer:What's this record? WHo's Wall of Voodoo
Leonardo: I think they had a big hit in the 80's but its not on that album
Kramer: Throw it on

by Valstrovski October 22, 2006

sir nose d'voidoffunk

Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk is a character of George Clinton, the leader of Parliament Funkadelic, mentioned prominently in the song Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk as well as Aqua Boogie (Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop) and others. The name is taken from Cyrano de Bergerac, a Parisian known for his large proboscis. The Nose is known to be possessed of no funk and will never dance, unless, of course, he is shot by the Bop Gun.

It's Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk! No worries, I'll shoot him with my Bop Gun.

by adulous March 3, 2008

Voodoo Punani

It's why pretty women drink free martinis and fat old men buy lamborghinis. It's got grip, it's got power, it's the only reason why men buy flowers.

Her Voodoo Punani caused me to leave my job and build a shack outside her bedroom window.

by David Brownstein November 8, 2003

voodoo doodoo

1.The kinda nasty, stanky diarrhea you get from eating Mexican or Middle Eastern food.
2. "Montezuma's revenge"

In Mazatlan, we ate at this taco stand. Fifteen minutes into it, I got the "voodoo doodoo" and wet my surfer shorts in front of the whole crowd.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

voodoo crispy

A crazy dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World in The Adventures of Pete & Pete - "Day of the Dot".

That girls crazy! Is she doing the voodoo crispy!?

by anth is the man! December 4, 2010