The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car

UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.

by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024

Sam Vitale

The most annoying human being on planet earth, wears soccer jerseys everyday.

“Bro, that nerd Sam Vitale is crazy annoying”

“Facts bro crazy annoying”

by Gangway April 10, 2019

Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*

by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018

Erin Nuzzle Vitale

Erin Nuzzle Vitale is a 5ft 4 female who is in love with her gorgeous man Brody Roger Scratch Ginn (even though he's a butthead)

Did you know Erin Nuzzle Vitale is the average height of a female in the UK?
Yeah she's 5 ft 4

by A 5ft 4 female September 20, 2020

vital signs

Vital signs are the 4 measures that can be used to quickly determine if someone is acutely ill. When someone wants to know your vital signs, they are specifically asking for heart rate, blood pressure, temperature, and respiratory rate.

What are the vital signs of the patient?

HR: 88, BP 128/76, Temp 98.6, RR 16. Based on these, he doesn't seem to be actively dying.

by qwertle October 12, 2019

Vitality

The best team in the world, number 1 in HLTV on CS2 and stuff

I love Vitality.
Me too man!

by Reycko May 20, 2025