Viagrabate

To masterbate after you have taken a viagra because your partner passes out or doesn't want to have sex.

John had to viagrabate because he had taken a viagra and his girlfriend passed out on him.

by VVoody February 14, 2006

viagra baby

a child of unnatural conception; generally defined as one whose parents (most likely the father) gave birth past the age of 50, hence the name -- the resulting pregnancy is most often associated with the use of viagra, because even aging, geriatric rocker-jockeys like to get their freak on too.

"Did you hear about David Letterman's 10-pound viagra baby? He's gotta be pushing at least 55..."

"Dude, Trevor's dad is like 70 and he's only 16, what the hell is up with that!? He must have been a viagra baby."

by STurner March 28, 2009

viagra

Steroids for your penis.

Got a weak wiener? Take some Viagra!

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010

Viagra Game

A game among friends(male) where each person takes 1 Viagra Pill and sits down and watch's gay porn. The first person to get a boner looses, and has to beat off to the gay porn and ejaculate.

Billy instantly got a boner and lost the Viagra Game as Ian laughed at him while he watched him jizz to that gay porn.

by chris_info_that_duck July 5, 2011

Viagr-on

A hard-on produced or facilitated by Viagra, or any other such prescription drug for "erectile dysfunction." Viagr-ons are different from naturally-occurring erections in that they are more easily attained and don't require the same amount of genuine sexual stimulation. Also, they tend to last longer and throb more intensely.

I wasn't really into (her/him), but I had a total Viagr-on, so I figured, "What the Hell?"

by Greg ONeill December 8, 2006

viagra

Registered Trademark - sildenafil citrate, a phosphodiesterase-5 inhibitor first clinically tested for the treatment of angina due to its blood vessel expanding properties. In clinical trials, erections resulted as an unforseen side effect and seeing the potential profit, it was later FDA approved and marketed for this purpose.

It is usually recommended to take Viagra 30 minutes prior to anticipated sexual activity.

by Dave Shepherd June 20, 2004

Viagra Blues

The anxiety caused from having stealthily taken too much viagra immediately before sex and being scared of your partner noticing your bloodshot eyes, your unnaturally large penis and especially your stress level for being found out.

Joe calls Rick on the phone. "Help me Rick! What do I do man? I'm at the hotel and I've just had two viagra before meeting with Jane but she's going to notice for sure once she gets here. I need to get it down fast before she arrives!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"

by rick_melb_au March 17, 2012