newport vermont

small back-ass town in the middle of northeast "where the fuck exactly are we?!?" Vermont...

the town is comprised mostly of older retirees and people who never developed higher brain function past the 7th grade forcing them to work in shit jobs at factories around the local area for the rest of their lives.

Newport Vermont is the place where dreams go to die...

by a.fisher March 12, 2011

Vermont

My home land.

The middle of nowhere.

The best place ever.

Representin.. VT, my man, my man.

by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005

Vermoner

What people who grew up in Vermont call themselves, due to a chronic inability to pronounce the letter "t".

Person A: Joe went out to check on the girls (cows) because it hit 20 below, he's a real Vermoner.

Person B: Ayuh.

by Gryphoness April 16, 2010

Vermaelen

Belgian Flemish for 'Terminator' plays at centre half for Arsenal and left back for Belgium. known to kick the shit out of scotsmen after knocking the ball back across goal at the opposite end of the field and having to retreat back to his own penalty spot in order to do so. also known for an awesome left foot.

oh vermaelen, oh vermaelen oh vermaelen number5! fuck your terry's fuck your rio's cos he'll eat those cunts alive!

by xgoonerx September 15, 2010

fair haven (vermont)

probably the lamest town around. filled with girls who think if you went out with someone then that means theyre legally yours forver and no one else can go out with them. which pisses the guys off becuase if your ex chick has a hott friend u cant hit it. pretty much known for weed drinking and all out partying. football teams are pretty good. soccer teams suck, basketballs not too bad but deffinatly not the best. all of the othersports no one cares about. theres some sluts. a lot of hicks rednecks, and then theres "d-bags" also known as dirt bags, most famous word in that town. if u wear sweatpants with your hair up for girls your "d-baggin it" people there stoop pretty low sometimes, bairly any girl from there actually goes for guys in that town. and the guys from there dont go for the girls there either. its a shitty town any way you look at it. its really small. they have a union highschool e=where like 5 other towns go to also. the closest mall is a half hour away and the only good store they have there is american eagle. fair haven is just an example of why vermont sucks

fair haven (vermont) person:"lets go to fair haven to get weed."
another person:"whats fair haven?"

by vermontsucksass January 23, 2009

Vermont State Dance

A motion performed by hippies, most typically in a concert or music festival setting, and with the aid of mind expanding drugs. The motion is defined by semi-rhythmic swaying with ones hands tossed up the air.

The setting at last night's Phish concert could be best described as one big Vermont State Dance party.

or...

Patty took a lot of LSD at the concert and proceeded to do the Vermont State Dance all night long.

by RedBeard53 April 30, 2010

Vemp

An attractive word to describe a man who is short and/or stocky.

Sally: Tom Cruise, Gael Garcia Bernal, Ricky Ullman, Omarion, Jet Li, Elijah Wood, Alfonso Ribiero, Marc Anthony, Jack Black, and Masi Oka are all sexy, vemp men!

Susie: Jack Black and Masi Oka are NOT sexy!

Sally: Not everyone can be as svelte as Hugh Jackman and Bradley Cooper!

by LET_ME_LOVE_YOU August 9, 2009