Belgian Flemish for 'Terminator' plays at centre half for Arsenal and left back for Belgium. known to kick the shit out of scotsmen after knocking the ball back across goal at the opposite end of the field and having to retreat back to his own penalty spot in order to do so. also known for an awesome left foot.
oh vermaelen, oh vermaelen oh vermaelen number5! fuck your terry's fuck your rio's cos he'll eat those cunts alive!