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An attractive word to describe a man who is short and/or stocky.
Sally: Tom Cruise, Gael Garcia Bernal, Ricky Ullman, Omarion, Jet Li, Elijah Wood, Alfonso Ribiero, Marc Anthony, Jack Black, and Masi Oka are all sexy, vemp men!

Susie: Jack Black and Masi Oka are NOT sexy!

Sally: Not everyone can be as svelte as Hugh Jackman and Bradley Cooper!
Vemp by LET_ME_LOVE_YOU August 9, 2009
Words you can keep
Someone who is fairly muscular, usually of average height. Vemp can be used in place of a less glamorous word, like stocky, the same way svelte can be used for skinny.
A: Justin's pretty cute.
B: Really? I think he's kind of vemp...
A: Well, excuse me for not finding twiggy guys attractive.
vemp by i like eggs with my pie August 5, 2009
Related Words
vemp vemparty Vempati vempkai Vempty Vempy
To completely destroy, dominate, or heavily outplay someone in an FPS (first-person shooter) game.
“Bro got vemped in that last round 💀”

Another example:
I just vemped the entire enemy team.”
Vemp by Hon erick August 30, 2026
1) To describe a person who is fashionable and edgy, and who doesn’t give a damn what y’all think.
2) To describe a cool person/ object
Yo! That dude is lookin’ Vempy today.
Vempy by yellow daffodils1001 June 9, 2019
A being of utmost divinity.
Through years of meditation, Gautam Buddha gained enlightenment and became a Vempati.
Vempati by Crizus June 21, 2015

vemparty 

It's a party where you drink so much that at one point you are blacked out, yet you are standing up and having the greatest time of your LIFE!
@ University of Illinois Urbana Champaign: " Hey, just got back from a vemparty...I cannot remember a thing but I had one hell of a time, I can tell you that"
vemparty by the REAL vemparty February 3, 2010
the most hot, amazing, weird, dumbass, kai simp, funny, crusty bitch youll ever meet
malachai parker would choose her any day😍🤞
jobless loser: ew vempkai? theyre so gross, imagine, also who would like kai parker? 🤢🤣
any person with half a braincell: ew jobless loser? imagine being you 💀💀 youre just mad kai would choose vempkai over you in a heart beat😭 embarrassing, really
vempkai by jasper.101 April 3, 2022
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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