JP Velociraptor

Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.

"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"

by Debleb January 16, 2021

velociraptor attack

The act of having sex or person you have sex with.

"How many days since your last velociraptor attack?"

by velociraptor girlie January 4, 2023

Velociraptor

The dinosaur with wings

What dinosaur that has wings? Oh the velociraptor.

by Cloudy with a Chance of Meat May 11, 2021

velociraptoring

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.

"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"

by rwrecks September 10, 2015

IT'S VELOCIRAPTOR TIME!

When velociraptor's come back to life and start to bust a move (Also known as doing a very silly dance)

OH YEAH! WOOHOO IT'S VELOCIRAPTOR TIME! *velociraptor's start busting a move* (Also known as doing a very silly dance)

by burrito with polonium, yummyyy January 30, 2025

Velociraptoring

In customer service this is when a stakeholder attempts to ask different individuals in an organization the same question looking for a variety of answers. Sometimes they will try getting different answers by going vertically (escalating to a manager for example) or by trying to ask the question of somebody new to the job. They are "testing the fences for weaknesses systematically" so that they can get the answer they prefer and use it to get their way moving forward.

The above quote is in reference to the line said by Robert Muldoon (Bob Peck) in Jurassic Park (1993) while describing velociraptor intelligence.

She was velociraptoring through the call center all day until she got that new guy Bob on the phone. She got him to send her an email saying that she could have an extension on submitting the form even though it is not a deadline that we control. Now she has been on the phone with the director for an hour and has forwarded Bob's email all the way to the President.

by Eejeb November 21, 2023