Velocipastor 

It’s a movie.
About dinosaurs.

Person 1: Did you saw the movie Velocipastor.
Person 2: Bruh wtf is that.
Person 3: *cries*

Velocipastor by MasinaDeSpalt69 August 2, 2020

Velocycraptor  

When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.

Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night, she moaned like a banshee.

Velocycraptor by osallamalickum March 12, 2009

Velocirapt 

(v.) To express doing something that requires an intense amount of energy and brain power. It can be used in all matters and forms, ranging from simple day-to-day activities to more profound undertakings.

Tara: Dan, I woke up this morning and immediately velocirapted out of bed!

Dan: Whoa! That's crazy talk!

Velocirapt by mr.bojangles4251 December 17, 2011

Veloliraptor 

A dinosaur that is funny.

Q: Hey, what is funny and scary at the same time?
A: A veloliraptor, duh.

Veloliraptor by Lemony69 January 22, 2010

Velocirapture 

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.

Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you

Velocirapture by bravesirrobert November 7, 2007

velocirapetor 

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.

dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.

velocirapetor by Alzabo November 22, 2013

velocifaptor 

furiously masturbating dinosaur

"Stand at least five feet away from the velocifaptor!"

velocifaptor by Mike Hawkslong November 7, 2011