Kimberly Valdez

someone who likes to eiffel tower and double penetrate on a daily basis.

Person: Have you heard of Kimberly Valdez?
Me: omg yes but don't say her name out loud she'll double penetrate you.

by alienbitch July 13, 2014

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Dirty Juan Valdez

When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous Hot Carland Dirty Sanchez and similar to theGolden Shower.

Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!

by Dr. Switch October 24, 2004

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Related Words

Valdeo • Valdeolivar • [valdemar] • valdek • Valden • valde • Valdejan • valdenz • Valders • Valderiona

Valdeolivar

Wierd animal interested in Disney attractions, and counting all the mouse heads. Is known to get mice angry enough to give the finger. Can reach enormous sizes.

Wow look at that Valdeolivar, it sure has big CHEEKS

by Profanity Mouse February 18, 2004

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Valdon

A sexy mf. Quite an asshole

Yo, check out that Valdon over there

by Theman425964 November 29, 2018

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Valden

Is invisible in the dark, and can only be seen in pictures with the flash on. A Valden doesn’t want people to know it’s his birthday. A Valden is a good friend overall 10/10.

I didn’t see you, so I figured it was Valden

by That guy37 September 8, 2019

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