Vagified

1.What happens when a man gets more like a woman.

2. The act of becoming a vagina.

John's ex vagified him.

by The Great Sam Cosby July 31, 2007

vagicitis

n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness

"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."

by King me. bitch December 19, 2008

VagFi

The means by which a group of cohabitating women (such as a sorority house or college dorm) wirelessly synchronize their menstrual cycles such that by the end of a school year every woman in the house has her period simultaneously.

"Wow, I mean, like, its like totally a cruel coincidence that we all have our periods before the big mixer this weekend! I was looking forward to whoring it up!"

"I know right? But its no coincidence, our whole house is a Vagfi hotspot.

by DrRagnarok July 27, 2009

vaginitis

When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy

dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat

by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005

vagisil

Bengay for the va-jay-jay

I've been itching all day, its time for the vagisil"

by 2 sick pups November 13, 2011

Vaginis

A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two

Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis

by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005

Vaginizing

The act of judging a woman and her moral fiber solely based on what she has or has not done with her Vagina. Usually based on Judeo-Cristian-Islamic religious doctrine where women are not allowed to have sexual independence. Whenever a woman is judged solely on how many men or women she has had sexual contact with, that woman is being Vaginized.

John: I'm planning on asking out Becky, what do you think?

Mary: Hell no man, she is a slut!

John: But she is funny, smart and we have the same interests. Besides you really liked working with her.

Mary: Yeah, but she is a whore. She has slept with all the boyfriends she's ever had.

John: Mary, stop Vaginizing women. She is more than just a vagina and how she uses it. Besides I have slept with all my girlfriends too. I will ask her out.

by Chele-Atlacatl July 29, 2011