Cle-Vadge

Like a moose knuckle or a camel toe, an article of clothing shoved violently up a dirty pussy.

Did you see Angelina Jolies Cle-vadge? Those shorts must be 8 inches deep in that snatch! That's 7 inches longer than my cock!

by snatchandvadge September 8, 2010

Loud-Vadge

While in the throws of passion (sex), the woman queefs not just once but nearly every time man thrusts in and out. Keeping a constant queef rythm.

"Man I had sex with susan last night and she had a loud-vadge. It was like a trumpet quartet was in the room with us."

by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009

Pimpin' the Vadge

According to an abcnews.com article about the death of natural birthing:

"With the latest feminine plastic surgery rage -- so-called "pimping the vadge" -- some women prefer what the British call the "Posh push," referring to the planned Caesarean births of soccer celebrity David and Victoria Beckham's three boys."

J.C., female: "I'm, like, TOTALLY gonna get a C-Section. I'm just not gonna call it 'Pimpin' the vadge'!"

by WAHmann August 24, 2008

Glass Vadge

A woman who puts things made of glass up her vagina for masturbatory purposes or otherwise. When the glass breaks, she blames the dog for leaving glass in her bed, which adheres to her labia, prompting her to tell everyone about the glass in her vagina, which the dog did, not her.

Glass Vadge is blaming the dog for the glass in her vadge again.

by Samantha Norris October 15, 2017

Badge in the Vadge

When your dick is nicknamed Honey Badger and you stick it in your girl’s vagina trying to add your love pudding to her honey pot.

I’m about to put the Badge in the Vadge so relax and open up the honey pot.

by Sunshower NC September 19, 2022

Sharth Vader

The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.

That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?

by shartilingus October 4, 2011

Vadginer

A misspelling of vagina used by kids and people trying to get past forums with word filters.

Men have a peenus! Women have a vadginer!

by meowlnir June 11, 2018