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vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.
Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.
by Dead possum June 16, 2016
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vacationship

A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.
"She met this guy online last summer, but he lives in Austin and doesn't want to move, so they've struck up this very intense vacationship."
by Clarity70 July 24, 2006
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Dean's Vacation

What happens when you're suspended from college due to low GPA or other problems.
Dude, my GPA was 0.50, so I had to take a dean's vacation for a semester. Like that was going to make a difference.
by YouFailMyClass November 5, 2009
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summer vacation

The best part of a child's life.
by TanooKirby May 23, 2003
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Post-Vacation Depression

When you return from a long vacation to discover one of 2 things.

1) That you are very sad returning to work and the usual grind, after spending 2 weeks in a different country having tons of fun.

2) To check your email, and find 2 emails after 2 weeks of being gone, and feeling sad that nobody emailed you.
Post-Vacation Depression

1) After Bob came back from China at 3 AM, he was immediately swamped with 3 days of straight work from the time he was away.

2) "Damn! I just got back, and the only email I got was spam...I feel so loved..."
by HellsSpongee October 18, 2008
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Location Vacation

The act of traveling to locations that have been featured in popular movies, television shows, commercials and music videos.
I went on a Location Vacation in Los Angeles to eat at all of the restaurants the guys from Entourage went to.
by TacoCorp December 30, 2012
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Manny Vacation

A mini vacation to a desolate remote island where there's nothing but a hammock and a grass hut. It's the fool proof solution to man cave invasion.
The man cave isn't working for me anymore, dude. Too many interruptions. I'm taking a Manny Vacation.
by paradiseisle January 17, 2013
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