von deeper

the point to which one should always get to

"lets get to the middle of this shit"
"naw man, im taking that shit von deeper"

by wwrib1567 January 11, 2014

Von Steuben

boring ass school in chicago. theres literally no fights and when there is its boring asl. the gyms are nasty as fuck, touch that shit once and you got aids or some shit. the river at the back is basically filled with cum and std’s everywhere since everyone basically fucks there. the lunchroom is musty asf and if you actually sit there ur a fucking loser. like man at least go to the auditorium or something.

“yo what school u go to?”
“i go to von steuben”
“aw hell naw bruh 💀”

by 3inchdestroyer November 12, 2021

Von Kaiser

The act of becoming a boxing coach and getting your dick punched in by a 9 year old you teach.

"He got Von Kaiser'd!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

von Ahn'd

Getting completely screwed over because someone has put a nearly impossible obstacle in your way.

I got totally von Ahn'd on the 251 homework this week.

by The Thirtieth Vampire Number January 13, 2011

von dutch

Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.

dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.

smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?

dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!

smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*

by JT Money March 7, 2005

Von Maur

An upscale department store in the midwest (i.e. Nebraska, Illinois, and Iowa) that is similar to Nordstrom but undeniably nicer. Know for it's stellar Christmas decor, shoe department, and piano player.

Let's go to Von Maur; I need some Uggs for my trip to Aspen.

by HydrangeaGrace June 30, 2010

Von Karma

The annoying family of Prosecutors featured in the game phoenix wright.
Includes Manfred and Franzika Von Karma.
They like being perfectly perfect and both hold large records of wins in court.
Their trials are bitches to win.

Manfred Von Karma, is like totally Gants assistant.
Franzika Von Karma has a whip.
I had the Von Karmas.
I wish I was a Von Karma.

by Putabananainyoear May 29, 2008