Vitalize

Vitalize is a label given to those who are very very horny and gay. If you have ever met somebody who is Vitalize, you will have noticed they have the traits of a paedophile, except they have that for every guy/girl they see. Of course, they don’t ever get any relationships as people have enough sense to avoid them.

Synonyms include: Mozzie, paedophile, man-whore and incel.

Vitalizer: *slaps arse* how you doing sexy? wanna compare nipples?
Girl: oh my god! what the fuck is wrong with you!
Guy: god, avoid him, he Vitalize’s everybody he sees.

by Possee of Rats. May 26, 2019

Vital Admin

Phrase popularized by Berlin comedian/poet/storyteller/lover/MI6-agent Ian Mbelle, often used to divert attention from whatever sketchy shit he gets up to in Wedding.

Yo Ian, Lagari tonight?
Sorry man, have some vital admin to take of.

What's that supposed to mean?
.............. (radio silence)

by yungOsho August 20, 2018

Ali Vitale

When there's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. When the music is just right. And there is no work today. When you are at your happiest you just need to think about Ali Vitale.

Being with Ali Vitale just makes you feel like you are on top of the world

by OldTownRd July 26, 2023

vital signs

Vital signs are the 4 measures that can be used to quickly determine if someone is acutely ill. When someone wants to know your vital signs, they are specifically asking for heart rate, blood pressure, temperature, and respiratory rate.

What are the vital signs of the patient?

HR: 88, BP 128/76, Temp 98.6, RR 16. Based on these, he doesn't seem to be actively dying.

by qwertle October 12, 2019

Sam Vitale

The most annoying human being on planet earth, wears soccer jerseys everyday.

“Bro, that nerd Sam Vitale is crazy annoying”

“Facts bro crazy annoying”

by Gangway April 10, 2019

vital rust

a roleplayer server filled with the greatest roleplayers in rust!

player 1: i really want to practice my 5 meter ak spray, where can I test against AI?
player 2: you should play vital rust! that server is filled with AI roleplayers!

by bignamer4335 October 14, 2021

Erin Nuzzle Vitale

Erin Nuzzle Vitale is a 5ft 4 female who is in love with her gorgeous man Brody Roger Scratch Ginn (even though he's a butthead)

Did you know Erin Nuzzle Vitale is the average height of a female in the UK?
Yeah she's 5 ft 4

by A 5ft 4 female September 20, 2020