Vileophone

The ribcage of an underage anorexic.

Seriously, she was so skinny, if I'd had a hammer I could have played her vileophone.

by Bernado of Naan May 20, 2008

Vilja

Hottest girl on earth

She's vilja

by Hitgal December 12, 2016

vildo

Vildo is a fake vagina. Much like a dildo, gay couples (men) that need that extra "zing" in a relationship strap it on and fake-fuck so hard their eyes pop out. There's strap-ons, stick-ons, and many other versions. Some even come with flavours!

Dan: "Oh Edwerd! I'm just not feeling it tonight!! OH BABY I JUST NEED A VAGINA AGAIN."
Ed: "Have no fear Dan! For I have... A VILDO!"
Dan: "Let's fuck hard now via stripping webcam."

by Laughy January 3, 2005

Vilson

A B.A.M.F who loves ladies and is a top joker. Someone who is with one girl but is still looking around for someone else. :p

M: "You know that dude who tried to rape me?"
C: "Oh him! He is such a Vilson"
M: "Allie !"

by Chel sey February 5, 2009

mission viejo

City in Orange County, California with the most gated communities per capita of any city in the United States. Basically everyone who lives in Mission Viejo lives in a gated community.

"so your friend lives in Mission Viejo? It must take you hours to get through all those rent-a-cops."

by Party Hat July 8, 2005

Vilomah

n. A parent who has lost a child. From the sans script "out of natural order". Also means unnatural, since parents are not supposed to have to bury their children.

A child that looses their parents is an orphan. A parent that looses a child is a vilomah.

by nickst April 20, 2021

mission viejo, california

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.

by Mike Rosh November 8, 2008